Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect clip. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Well worth a look if you think classic Murphy is funny. Eddie Murphy Raw (1987) clip with quote I'll take half his shit Yarn is the best search for video clips by quote. He knows what will make people laugh and he executes his jokes perfectly. Murphy has influenced many comedians with his fast talking, hyper paced shows. This isn't something you'd want to show to your 11 year old son or daughter, but for adults, this comedy works and it works because of Murphy's confidence in what he's saying.Īs far as these stand-up movies go, Eddie Murphy Raw is a classic. ![]() The jokes may be tasteless, immoral, obscene, and whatever else you want to call them but their also good. I guess there could be plenty of reasons to not like Raw if you don't want to. ![]() He has a stars presence on stage just as he does on the screen. I'm not going to go out on the ledge and say that this is the best standup I've ever seen or that Eddie Murphy is the best comedian ever, but he is very good. Overall, the movie is a good time and has plenty of hilarious moments. It's a standup concert filmed live in New York, where Murphy does his usual sex jokes and impersonations. For an hour and a half he talks about his favourite subjects: sex and women. Uncensored Uncut Irresistibly."Įddie Murphy Raw is classic Eddie Murphy. 1h 33m IMDb RATING 7.6 /10 20K YOUR RATING Rate Play trailer 1:10 1 Video 8 Photos Documentary Comedy Eddie Murphy in a stand-up performance recorded live. I go to the supermarkets to watch mothers lose it and beat the shit out of their kids. What do you want me to say? That I fucked her? Ok, I fucked her.Eddie Murphy: I'm sadistic. We men, wait, to hear that noise, that – OOOOHHHHHH – yeah, once we hear that we know we can act a fool! We’ll be fucking you and once we hear that OOOOHHHHHHH, face be in the pillow like this, Oh I got this bitch now. Then you finally get it, she’s like, I’m Yours!! And you go, FUCK YOU BITCH! FUCK YOU ND YOUR PUSSY!!!! GET THE FUCK OUT MY FACE!!! And after that he don’t like you no more but he still wants to fuck you. You know when it backfires on you ladies? When you go meet a guy and you want him and he wants you and you like each other and everything is perfect but you wont do anything. They like sex just as much as us but they play these games. Some women are afraid to talk because a bone will pop outta their mouth #2 Since you’re suchĪ smart motherfucker you can’t go outside no more either. Rules(writing)…#1 Lilian cannot use the phone. My ego said do some kind of rhyme with your name that always scares white people, I said okay don’t mess wit’ Ed cause if you mess wit’ Ed you be dead. I Want Half Leave a reply Back in 1989 I was all of fifteen years old. Hey Eddie! Me and ol’ Fufu here wer just discussin a few things! ![]() Yarn is the best search for video clips by quote. Oh, you took a shot in your lips and you look like Jimmy Walker. Eddie Murphy Raw (1987) clip with quote Give me half, Eddie. Good Night.ĭon’t let the lights and cameras fool you, we’re filming a movie here, and you all are gonna be in the shit…Įxcept, only I’M getting paid for the motherfuckerĮddie, why’d you shoot Jimmy Walker in his lips? I like Good Times. If you have 5 and have to give somebody 2.50, you'd be upset. makes a sad face again Eddie Murphy: Then I started thinking about it. (Talking like a bushbitch) Eddie….I want to talk to you….I’m an american woman now Eddie, I want whats coming to me! ….HALF!…ġ/ The tell Bill I said to have a Coke and smile and shut the fuck up!!!Īll women have a skeleton in their closet… Some women have cemeteries in their closetīill Cosby made it sound like all my act consisted of was me coming out on stage and saying, Hello, filth farum, mother fucker, dick, pussy, snot and shit. And over her head it said, 'Johnny's wife wants half Johnny's money.' I turned that shit back to Johnny. (Making fun of Michael Jackson) Hey, can I talk to you for a minute!……I can moon walk all up and down your ass!!! …I’ll see you later!
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